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'have you gotten sick anymore this morning?”
"no, just still feel a tad nauseous"
"you’re dad said you should go to the doctor if you keep getting sick."
"i just said i havent gotten sick."
"you keep throwing up though."
"I JUST SAID I HAVEN’T"
"oh. well if you do i guess."

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"he is like a 2. i feel like his dick is the size of a skittle."
i am literally crying. 

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kyle: “i saw b today and apparently like s, he didn’t get the memo that facial hair is gross.”
I AM FUCKING DYING.
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Pewdie:  Someone gave me a tip but I don't remember what it was
Pewdie:  I think it was something about jelly beans
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"well have fun at school tomorrow :) watch out for the bryan, he might hit you with a cross or something."
"ahahahaxD oh my jesus, thanks! i’ll try and avoid that. I always hate getting hit with crosses the first day of school… i’ll be sure to text you tomorrow during/after that happens."
"aim low :)" 
"right for the vagina :)"
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"i need like a spray bottle to spray water in your face when you do things wrong."
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