“you excited about the cup?”
“yeah really excited!! i we-“
“too bad it took them 45 years while it only took the ducks 14… just saying.”
“yeah, well it really just matters… who has it last?”
so idiot, even my dad hates you now and he barely had one conversation with you. congratulations, you repulse everyone. 
me: “it’s fucking freezing out here.”
b: “it’s actually not that bad. why are you shivering so much? you have a giant sweatshirt!”
me: “i’m like 96.0 degrees in normal temperature, so when its cold, i’m at like 95.0”
b: “that’s like 2.5-3.5 below usual. holy fuck, what is wrong with you? are you sick or something??”
me: “naaah, that’s how i’ve always been. EXTREMELY cold. all the time.”
b: “how ironic…” 
